Welcome to p00, a site full of flair,
Where tech meets fun with a cheeky stare.
A byte of humour, a touch of play,
In the world of zeros, we lead the way.

Is it "poo" or just code in disguise?
A laugh for the bold, a wink for the wise.
From glitches to hacks, a site you won't regret,
It's all happening here at p-zero-zero-dot-net!